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The Magical Galaxy Bear And His Crazy Awesome Friends Collection

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$19.99 - NOW $12.97 (Magical Galaxy Bear and His Crazy Awesome Friends sock Collection)

These custom designed and radically awesome socks are obviously a MUST HAVE. Designed with premium high quality material.

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NOTE: please allow two to four weeks for delivery.

 

Meet The Legends And Myths Behind The Socks

MAGICAL GALAXY BEAR

How many times have you gazed upon the night sky and seen this magical galaxy bear? Probably never because he's highly magical (probably a 9.7 Star Power Magic Score out of a 10... we have yet to come in contact with a pure 10 so this is serious stuff), and only appears to those wearing these socks that are worthy of his immense and powerful presence.

If you've had contact with Magical Galaxy Bear while wearing these socks, please comment and share your sacred experience with us. 

MASTER MONKEY

Do not let the size of this monkey deter you from it's unassuming powers, as that would certainly be a mistake on your end. Pip, is the Medusa of Monkeys. All those that look into it's eyes are immediately, no, not turned to stone, but hypnotized. ONLY those wearing the socks wield its power and are thus unaffected by its own powers and may be protected. 

DEX THE PUG

These socks were made in honor of Dex, perhaps one of the greatest dogs alive, as he fills all those in his presence with such jubilance and feelings of the purest happiness. If you have a pet that shares its joy with you, please share it with us! Send us pics of your happy pets!

BETTY - MS. OG

Betty, The Original Guineau Pig

HALFWIG

Hedwigs Twin Brother. Much less talked about due to his involvement Dumbledore's Undercover Agency, not to be confused with Dumbledore's Secret Army. 

STACEY THE PIGLET

Stacey's hobbies include hitting up music festivals, frolicking in the uncut grass, making flower necklaces, and exfoliating during mud baths. 

STACEY'S MOM

STACEY, the coolest mother ever... obviously, she's got it goin' on as she gave birth to Stacey, the coolest piglet ever.

ALBERTO THE THIRD

Alberto III is a certified genius, having been credited with developing the equation for canine time-space-reality that shows that the increased relativistic mass (D) of a dog body comes from the energy of motion of the body—that is, its canine energy (C)—divided by the speed of a frisbee squared (F2)

C=DF2

MIKE THE BADASS

Mike, the Tiger that needs no introduction. He's a certified Badass.

SHERMAN - THE PUG THAT GETS NO LOVE

Sherman is the pug that gets no love, so to show our support and love for him, we decided to make some socks in his honor. #welovesherman

ALBERT - THE RAD LION

Albert (not to be confused with Alberto III), pure definition and personification of the term 'rad', is a fitness warrior. He's totally in touch with mother earth and in-tune with his inner lion. He gets his yoga and pilates on 5 days a week. His downward dog is off the charts.

TINKERBELL

Won 1st place in the Galactic Competition for cuddliest dog ever.

HODGE

Hodge, the truest gentlemen of his kind. He enjoys listening to women talk for hours, watching Pride and Prejudice, ballroom dancing (the foxtrot is his favorite), and snuggling.

 

 

 

 

 


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